A Winter-Bashing Parody of "My Favorite Things"

I'm sick of winter, to put it nicely.  I don't have the time or coinage to go someplace warm.  My car has gotten stuck three times in as many weeks.  So I decided to channel all this frustration into writing a parody of "My Favorite Things".  Here it is:

Warmth is a concept with which I am smitten;

I'm sick of wearing my parka and mittens;

I want this winter to melt into spring;

Ice and cold are very un-favorite things

I'm done with snowflakes that stay on my lashes;

I'm done with falling and getting red gashes

I want geese to fly back with sun on their wings

Ice and cold are very un-favorite things!

No more snowing;

No more skidding;

I am way past mad

I try to remember that spring will be here

And then I won't feel so bad!