I'm sure you're all familiar with Shakespeare's famous quote, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." Lately I've been rather irritated with different aspects of everyday life. Not seriously irritated, but irritated enough to want to get it out of the system. I thought it would be funny to express all this in statements that start with "hell hath no fury..." So here goes:
Hell hath no fury like a woman who wishes her cat would actually do something about all these darn flies. Hell hath no fury like a woman with a flyswatter.
Hell hath no fury like a twentysomething who is sick to death of wearing her night retainer. Hell hath no fury like a woman who is sick of discussing the possibility of future braces with her dentist. (After all, orthodontia is for teenagers, and the last thing I need is something to make me look younger than I already do.)
Hell hath no fury like the woman who somehow managed to bonk herself in the nose.
Okay, I think that's about all I've got. It's late. Feel free to add your own endings to "hell hath no fury" in the comment section if you're so inclined! G'nite, everyone!
